Monday, January 24, 2011

Dear Miss_LolitaF

The History and Following of the Biggest Famewhore in Stardoll History
Miss_LolitaF, perhaps one of the most well known cyber Elites of our time. In other words, the largest famewhore known to mankind. But most people, for some reason (blinded by a desperate desire for cyber fame) can't seem to grasp that this is true.
So to prove Lolita's true ways, let's take a look at a "brief" summary of her work here in cyberspace...

Now, before I start this little bio of Lolita's cyber adventures, let me start by saying one thing.

I hate this. I don't want to post about Lolita, because FOR ONCE I feel like she might possibly be fading away. But, unfortunately, the people want to hear about Lolita, as she was quickly the highest polled Elite to be next on the Hit List. So, what the people want, we deliver!

So let's finally get this party started, shall we?

Lolita's Initial Take Off:

Not much can be said for Miss_LolitaF's start on Stardoll, but pushing through the unknown, it seems that Lolita began this account claiming that she was in fact a 30 something year old woman, now I'm not going to tell you this is fact, even though I believe it, it's not fact and I can't prove it. But its a theory and I happen to believe is true. You decide what you will.

After posting various "real life" pictures of herself and posting random stories about her life, Lolita finally settled on going by a young teenage girl named Lolita, living life in the windy city itself, Chicago.

Known as the biggest famewhore of all Stardoll history, or at least she should be, Lolita had some pretty humble beginnings as most people do. Lolita's first blogging works I could dig up was her short termed time at a one time popular blog known as The Stardoll Insider.

But of course this arrangement didn't take too long to blow up in Lolita's face. Unfortunately for her, it seems that she was fired for using "offensive language" such as using "gay" as an insult, and frequently told users to "Fuck off" and called people "Bitches".

Let's be honest here, no ones surprised. Lolita has a habit of using strongly worded language, but what made this tidbit especially delicious, was the fact that the one thing that infuriated most of the readers of TSI about our dear Miss Lolita, was the topic she posted begging for people to vote her Covergirl. Hmm. Does that sound familiar to anyone? I'm not sure if you recall a certain, fairly recent, drama about this same exact thing. Maybe this will refresh your memory.

Anyways, after asking for her job back, the TSI owner posted a poll asking if she should hire back Miss_LolitaF, which was wiped out with a whopping 73.7 percent of 2,707 voters decreeing "NO! GO AWAY!"

But if only it were that easy. Read this certain article here and make sure to read those 400 plus comments, they're very entertaining.

But if you know Lolita, you should know that she wouldn't stop after being fired from TSI, she would become famous-somehow.

The Nightmare Begins.

Trailing her movements as best we could, we find the next big move Lolita mades, was publishing her fashion magazine--Lipstick Magazine, which she co-owned with bestie, filipinhamaria. Now honestly, we are quiet baffled by this of the main tipping points in stardoll's demise and Lolita's rise was a certain interview that itself posted on the site, calling our sweet Miss_LolitaF an icon! Hefty praise, and with all this lining up we have to wonder...Wtf stardoll?! Does Lolita have some heavy blackmail on you or what?

Quickly gaining the attention of the stardoll community, Lolita basked in the spotlight as users gravitated towards her, hoping for a sprinkle of fame from the newbie, a fresh face in a sea of has been Elites. Lolita quickly took her chance, tossing aside Lipstick Magazine, Lolita made her face known on big blogs, becoming fast friends with the MSM clan and appearing on SMW. Lolita launched herself into her next gimmick--or project, which ever you'd like to call it. Big Brother Stardoll.

Promising fame and Elitism to its lucky 18 contestants, Lolita got the attention of several big names after publishing ads-I mean posts, on blogs like SMW and getting her new buddies down at Underneath Stardoll to support the blog, Lolita garnered quite an audience, and even more surprising snatched a job at the lovely Perez Hilton of Stardoll .

Lolita, famewhore?!

This is the part where I fake a gasp of surprise and faint on my keyboard.

Yes, in fact, if the poor gullible stardoll community hadn't noticed it yet, after gaining her position at Stardolls Most Hated, Lolita quickly proved her true colors. Post after post of shamelessly promoting herself through the blog, Lolita's name grew and grew, as did curious followers, watching her every move.

Including a certain monkey--oops, I mean a Baya, that everyone loves to hate.

As soon as Perez handed control over to Baya Nikolas (R.I.P Perez Hilton of Stardoll), Lolita was swiftly and severely cut off from the blog. Yes that's right. Our shameless famewhore was called out on her whoreish ways and was fired! Now we drag a dirty little feud, squirming, out in the light.
Obviously, seeing that Baya and Lolita weren't the best of friends, it became open war between the two glory hungry "women", both trading blows, Baya quickly pointed out that Lolita had also been fired from her job at SMW for doing none other than...shameless advertising for her own advantage.

Baya also revealed that Lolita had proved her true famewhore colors to her by paying Baya with a SS Code in exchange for Baya writing about Lolita on her blog EliteNews. Now if that doesn't prove that she's a famewhore, then frankly, you people are dense.

Slammed continuously for her ways, Lolita left those two blogs behind her, left in the wake of her destructive ways, Lolita went forward, her nose held high as she walked the way of shame. But did you really think that would be the end of Lolita? Really? Of course not.

Lolita's Leaving Fiascoes.
Handing BBS over to her one time BFF, kxcatarinaxk/BrunoExclusive, Lolita decided to spread her wings and stand on her own two feet, quickly "resurrecting" an old project of hers. And so started Lolita's totally original blog, The Stardoll Shiner . Despite the stupid name, Lolita forced her blog into the spotlight constantly advertising and demanding--asking people to join her blog, Lolita raised the blogs follower count as high as she could make it go, crushing everyone and everything that got in her way. But that didn't last too long, because shortly after raising the blog as high as she could muster, Lolita abruptly deleted her blog posts, all of her friends, and left a beautiful message on her presentation:

Yes, "Goodbye Stardoll..."

Could it have been true?! Did Lolita truly leave?! One could only dream such pleasant things. In fact Lolita abandoned stardoll so quickly because of two other anonymous bloggers the created the blog "The Real Lolita"

After downplaying the whole site for a month, Lolita silently and secretively slipped away from stardoll after the blog posted her 'secret' on the internet.

That secret was that, truthfully, Lolita was in fact lying to everyone.

Surprise surprise, what a shocker. Despite telling everyone of her glamorous life as a high school teenager braving the cold Chicago city, it appears that one of these girls friends had tracked Lolita's IP address, placing her directly in a little place called Albania.

Following Lolita all the way to her address and apparently her father's name, Lolita disappeared shortly there after, only confirming the story to the rest of the stardoll world.

If only she had stayed that, dear old Lolita came crawling back to stardoll unable to resist the call of her newly founded Elite Lifestyle, officially dubbed LOLita was returned to her famewhore ways after less than 24 hours.

Retaliating to the accusations posted on the Real Lolita site, Lolita claimed that her "friend" (scapegoat) had been on her account, and what do you know! Her friend was from Albania. But never fear! After receiving adoubtful reception to this news, Lolita quickly made sure that she "came clean" and told everyone that she was in fact born in Albania but she ALSO had moved to Chicago.

Which totally explains why theres a HUUUGE wire across the world connecting to her old computer back home in Albania.

Quickly pushing the controversy behind her Lolita jumped on board the Star_Awards comeback train, co-hosting the upcoming awards, Lolita rubbed elbows with several bigger Elites desperately grasping for good press. But barely a month later, look who's leaving again? You guessed it! Lolita left a notice on TSS about her second departure, deleting her account for about...two seconds, before quickly reactivating it but making sure this statement was released: "
Sometimes we need to move on and that is what I am doing now.Stardoll ain't that much worthy so I dedicate to it a lot of time, I am not going to spend anymore my time, my positive thoughts, my money, my everything for Stardoll."

But merely four days afterwards Lolita started interacting with her "friends" on her formspring, anybody remember a little naughty Lolita telling someone to go kill themselves?

So of course Lolita came back, and inspired by her reaching her 4000 starpoint hairstyle decided to run for National Covergirl. Again. More drama ensues, which is actually rather boring and tiresome. Really, there's a pattern.

"Famwhore it up...I WANNA BE COVERGIRL....famewhore it up..."VOTE ME COVERGIRL" really, are any of surprised anymore?

Miss_LolitaF is the epitamy of Famewhore.
After being dropped from the StarAwards, Lolita opened up her fashion line Lieve by Lolita. Lolita kicked off her new line with a bang, constantly badgering people to go buy her overpriced outfits, Lolita racked in the starcash , cackling, we're sure, behind her computer screen.

Withdrawing from the rest of the stardoll world, Lolita resides with her Elite "friends" ruling with a self righteous attitude, Lolita has been slowly fading away from Elite existence, with Lieve by Lolita and a writing spot at MDM in her clutches, I truly hope everyone has stopped caring about "Lolita" or whatever her real name is.

With no drama going on (despite a slight betrayal of her onetime friend Bruno) Lolita's been away from stardoll for awhile. While your famewhore ways will always be with stardoll, we pray that you will fade away into merely a nightmarish memory that will hopefully but n doubt, very slowly be erased from everyones mind. If there was one thing we could say about Lolita, it's that we're pretty sure no one will be able to top her ridiculous antics.

At least we hope not.

In closing, I truly hope that people who still bought all of Lolita's lies can finally take a fresh look at reality and realize what kind of a person Lolita truly is. With all her fakeness, one can only assume that most of you already saw what kind of a person Lolita was all along.

But truly I hope that this article conveys how extremely little we care about Lolita. When given chances over and over again to prove herself, this girl only proves how annoyingly right we were all along about her.



  1. But truly I hope that this article conveys how extremely little we care about Lolita.

    But if you cared so little about her,then why waste all this time writing this post about her?You just giving her even more attention.
    Personally I don't know how you think your better than half these users you write above on this blog. It's seems like you are insulting and shaming half of these so called "elites" just so you can gain popularity. Yes, some may have done some questionable things in the past, but by doing this are you any better?You say you do this for the common users of the stardoll community,but honestly how many actually care about this?Not many that I have seen apart from the ones that hang around blogs like these.

  2. Why dont you just call yourself an Elite, you keep bagging them out.. your doing all this for all the attention to be popular why do you just call your self an elite!? The we can all go bag you out... see how you feel

  3. You sure do know a lot about someone you don't like. I couldn't even stand to read it way to long. Its actually kinda STALKER like!

  4. @Michaela
    I really just don't feel like answering your comment. Its really annoying that it seems the only way people can explain behavior that doesn't agree with what you like, is by placing a brand of trying to become popular on their head. Look, Michaela, not only did we NOT choose to write about her, I specifically stated I didn't want too. For the exact reason that it would possibly give her more attention. But we always said from day one that we would write about and take on whoever the people voted for and Lolita had more than double the rest of the Elites on the poll.And honestly, how many care? Enough to be hurt by it. Go out into the active members of todays stardoll community and ask if they've been offended or affected what the Elites today are doing. Then come back here and have something useful to say.

    @Anon, you're obviously either a wanna be Elite, or an Elite in disguise. First of all, we don't just bag on Elites, if an Elite has something worthy of mentioning that is POSITIVE we have no problem mentioning it. Unfortunately nobody has voted for any of those members as of yet. And once again, if we were out for popularity we'd be forcing ourselves into other peoples faces, out campaigning for readers and followers. As it is we do neither, and don't plan on it either. After all we didn't ask you to come read this blog, you came on your own. And in fact we have been bagged on, and since none of it is relevant or even in the range of rational we just simply accept what people say and move on. Maybe you could learn a lesson?

    @Love, we've had this article for almost three days, but I refused to post anything that I wasn't able to defend. I searched for links, and I wasn't going to post an article simply attacking Lolita for being famous. No matter what other people say, we're not out just to get popularity and we're not out just to hurt other Elites. We're going to do our research, if an Elite has done something they shouldn't have, we're going to find out and call them out. Would you rather me make a post every hour with two paragraphs talking about how much I adore or hate Elites?

  5. How about just not talk about them or anyone else at all.

  6. Yes, thats right, sit back and let the world fall to pieces. That helps.

  7. Nope have no intentions of being an 'elite' & im not a elite. But thats for your answer that meant nothing at all to me. i've said what i've wanted to say :)& Cant stand this blog At all.

  8. personally i thnk that its great u do ur research id rather have a detailed look at what lolz did than have u bashing her so watever. I like lolita, but this post wassnt too bad so more power to u

  9. You are bashing people you don't even know. This is really WRONG. You can't do this- say what you like attention seekers, but you don't know these people. They can't help this- it isn't in their power, it is in their fellow members. So I don't know hio wyou can say stuff like this with confidence- your alll SICKOS. And you know what- I'm proud to have my username on here- say what you like abourt me, I'm not scared by a bunch of bullies.

  10. I'm extremely sick of seeing and reading you people coming here saying they can't HELP being Elite, they didn't choose to become popular.

    That is not the case for the majority of Elites, and ESPECIALLY not Lolita.

    Not only do they lie, and worm their way into being popular, its their entire goal of being online in the first place. And usually people who jump to their defense are people who want to be as popular as they are.

    We're not bashing people, we're pointing out what they've done. Everything in our posts are backed up with fact, if you don't like the truth then don't read.

  11. Veiled Beauty = AislinVictory

  12. Yyyeepp, fact, as in lies. I don't know why people do this. Is it because you are bored? Have nothing to do? People like you do this out of jealousy, boredom, and the fact that you are just sick in general.

  13. If you can point out one single lie we'll fix it, go ahead. Try.