Now, before I start this little bio of Lolita's cyber adventures, let me start by saying one thing.
I hate this. I don't want to post about Lolita, because FOR ONCE I feel like she might possibly be fading away. But, unfortunately, the people want to hear about Lolita, as she was quickly the highest polled Elite to be next on the Hit List. So, what the people want, we deliver!
So let's finally get this party started, shall we?
Lolita's Initial Take Off:
Not much can be said for Miss_LolitaF's start on Stardoll, but pushing through the unknown, it seems that Lolita began this account claiming that she was in fact a 30 something year old woman, now I'm not going to tell you this is fact, even though I believe it, it's not fact and I can't prove it. But its a theory and I happen to believe is true. You decide what you will.
After posting various "real life" pictures of herself and posting random stories about her life, Lolita finally settled on going by a young teenage girl named Lolita, living life in the windy city itself, Chicago.
Known as the biggest famewhore of all Stardoll history, or at least she should be, Lolita had some pretty humble beginnings as most people do. Lolita's first blogging works I could dig up was her short termed time at a one time popular blog known as The Stardoll Insider.
But of course this arrangement didn't take too long to blow up in Lolita's face. Unfortunately for her, it seems that she was fired for using "offensive language" such as using "gay" as an insult, and frequently told users to "Fuck off" and called people "Bitches".
Let's be honest here, no ones surprised. Lolita has a habit of using strongly worded language, but what made this tidbit especially delicious, was the fact that the one thing that infuriated most of the readers of TSI about our dear Miss Lolita, was the topic she posted begging for people to vote her Covergirl. Hmm. Does that sound familiar to anyone? I'm not sure if you recall a certain, fairly recent, drama about this same exact thing. Maybe this will refresh your memory.
Anyways, after asking for her job back, the TSI owner posted a poll asking if she should hire back Miss_LolitaF, which was wiped out with a whopping 73.7 percent of 2,707 voters decreeing "NO! GO AWAY!"
But if only it were that easy. Read this certain article here and make sure to read those 400 plus comments, they're very entertaining.
The Nightmare Begins.
Quickly gaining the attention of the stardoll community, Lolita basked in the spotlight as users gravitated towards her, hoping for a sprinkle of fame from the newbie, a fresh face in a sea of has been Elites. Lolita quickly took her chance, tossing aside Lipstick Magazine, Lolita made her face known on big blogs, becoming fast friends with the MSM clan and appearing on SMW. Lolita launched herself into her next gimmick--or project, which ever you'd like to call it. Big Brother Stardoll.
This is the part where I fake a gasp of surprise and faint on my keyboard.
Yes, in fact, if the poor gullible stardoll community hadn't noticed it yet, after gaining her position at Stardolls Most Hated, Lolita quickly proved her true colors. Post after post of shamelessly promoting herself through the blog, Lolita's name grew and grew, as did curious followers, watching her every move.
Including a certain monkey--oops, I mean a Baya, that everyone loves to hate.
As soon as Perez handed control over to Baya Nikolas (R.I.P Perez Hilton of Stardoll), Lolita was swiftly and severely cut off from the blog. Yes that's right. Our shameless famewhore was called out on her whoreish ways and was fired! Now we drag a dirty little feud, squirming, out in the light.
Baya also revealed that Lolita had proved her true famewhore colors to her by paying Baya with a SS Code in exchange for Baya writing about Lolita on her blog EliteNews. Now if that doesn't prove that she's a famewhore, then frankly, you people are dense.
Handing BBS over to her one time BFF, kxcatarinaxk/BrunoExclusive, Lolita decided to spread her wings and stand on her own two feet, quickly "resurrecting" an old project of hers. And so started Lolita's totally original blog, The Stardoll Shiner . Despite the stupid name, Lolita forced her blog into the spotlight constantly advertising and demanding--asking people to join her blog, Lolita raised the blogs follower count as high as she could make it go, crushing everyone and everything that got in her way. But that didn't last too long, because shortly after raising the blog as high as she could muster, Lolita abruptly deleted her blog posts, all of her friends, and left a beautiful message on her presentation:
Yes, "Goodbye Stardoll..."
Surprise surprise, what a shocker. Despite telling everyone of her glamorous life as a high school teenager braving the cold Chicago city, it appears that one of these girls friends had tracked Lolita's IP address, placing her directly in a little place called Albania.
If only she had stayed that way...no, dear old Lolita came crawling back to stardoll unable to resist the call of her newly founded Elite Lifestyle, officially dubbed LOLita was returned to her famewhore ways after less than 24 hours.
Quickly pushing the controversy behind her Lolita jumped on board the Star_Awards comeback train, co-hosting the upcoming awards, Lolita rubbed elbows with several bigger Elites desperately grasping for good press. But barely a month later, look who's leaving again? You guessed it! Lolita left a notice on TSS about her second departure, deleting her account for about...two seconds, before quickly reactivating it but making sure this statement was released: "
Sometimes we need to move on and that is what I am doing now.Stardoll ain't that much worthy so I dedicate to it a lot of time, I am not going to spend anymore my time, my positive thoughts, my money, my everything for Stardoll."
So of course Lolita came back, and inspired by her reaching her 4000 starpoint hairstyle decided to run for National Covergirl. Again. More drama ensues, which is actually rather boring and tiresome. Really, there's a pattern.
Miss_LolitaF is the epitamy of Famewhore.
After being dropped from the StarAwards, Lolita opened up her fashion line Lieve by Lolita. Lolita kicked off her new line with a bang, constantly badgering people to go buy her overpriced outfits, Lolita racked in the starcash , cackling, we're sure, behind her computer screen.
In closing, I truly hope that people who still bought all of Lolita's lies can finally take a fresh look at reality and realize what kind of a person Lolita truly is. With all her fakeness, one can only assume that most of you already saw what kind of a person Lolita was all along.
But truly I hope that this article conveys how extremely little we care about Lolita. When given chances over and over again to prove herself, this girl only proves how annoyingly right we were all along about her.